1. oswinoswut:

    if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

    Reblogged from: mickovichandmumbles
  2. Reblogged from: thepurposeismypenis
  3. chirohito:

Source: 9gag


    Source: 9gag

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  4. 10th + “I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”

    Reblogged from: tardisassemble
  5. jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

    • gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
    • lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
    • gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
    • lesbians can appreciate handsome men
    • it doesn’t make them less gay
    • straight guys can appreciate handsome men
    • straight girls can appreciate beautiful women
    • it doesn’t make them less straight
    • asexuals can appreciate beautiful people, date, and even have sex
    • it doesnt make them less asexual
    Reblogged from: mickovichandmumbles
  6. 1) Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
    2) Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
    3) Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
    4) Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
    5) You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
    6) That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
    7) Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
    8) It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
    9) I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
    10) Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.
    things to remember, -n.m.  (via bruisesfrombabes)
    Reblogged from: thesplitsecond
  7. This is an apology letter to the both of us for how long it took me to let things go.

    (via southerngirlk)

    i want to reblog this everyday for the rest of my life even though i have nothing to apologize for

    (via errrinvia)

    holy fuck

    (via gaysslay)

    I’m sorry that I still can’t

    (via innocentlyhigh)

    Reblogged from: i12fly
  8. Reblogged from: brighterthanmars
  9. get to know me meme[7/8] favorite musical numbers → ten minutes ago “rodgers and hammerstein’s cinderella”
    Reblogged from: emmahuntons

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